church pews

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · April 17th, 2011, 12:00 pm

mpbrockman wrote:Has your cat accepted Jesus?

of course...all cats who accept Christ as their personal savior get wrist mounted energy gauntlets! i thought EVERYONE knew that!

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » April 17th, 2011, 7:42 pm

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:
mpbrockman wrote:Has your cat accepted Jesus?
of course...all cats who accept Christ as their personal savior get wrist mounted energy gauntlets! i thought EVERYONE knew that!

So SNL's "Lasercats" is really a modern day retelling of the parables of Christ? Ah, suddenly that skit makes sense.

You know, if ya'll did the same thing for humans I might consider converting.

Nancy · Post by **Nancy** » April 17th, 2011, 9:57 pm

I am so glad that at least one post on this thread was actually about these pews. I hope they found a home.

god bless.

Spots · Post by **Spots** » April 18th, 2011, 2:18 pm

Pew, I'm glad that's finally over.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · April 18th, 2011, 2:40 pm

does something smell in here?

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » April 18th, 2011, 8:46 pm

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:does something smell in here?

It's quite pewtrid.

lizardcatking · Post by **lizardcatking** » April 18th, 2011, 11:46 pm

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:
does something smell in here?

It's quite pewtrid.

Sorry, I spewed

Spots · Post by **Spots** » April 19th, 2011, 3:38 pm

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:does something smell in here?

Pee-yew!!!

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » April 19th, 2011, 6:33 pm

Pewk.

Whatever point there was to this, I'm pretty sure it's been rendered mewt.

Like how I tied the cats back in there?

Reaching...

Spots · Post by **Spots** » April 23rd, 2011, 2:49 am

Pewt a fork in it.