Hire David Z. for (nearly) ANYTHING!

Spaztique · Post by **Spaztique** » September 23rd, 2010, 9:54 pm

As some of you may know, I'm completely and utterly broke at the moment and in dire need of money. Since I won't be able to secure any normal job for the foreseeable future, I've decided to loan myself out to anyone for any kind of job for the low low price of a minimum of $1. That is, it's a pay-what-you-want system, but $1 is the bare minimum.

And yes, I'm being dead serious about this, so if you plan on making any jokes, don't.

So, what does (at least) one dollar buy you?

Cleaning Services - Throwing a party, but you don't want to pick up the next-morning mess all by yourself? Have me take care of it!

All-day chauffeur - Need a ride as far as Waco or San Antonio, but your friends are all at work? I've got pretty much all of Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturdays (before 6:30), and Sundays off!

Moving Stuff - Did I mention I have a truck? I'll help you haul heavy stuff from A to B!

Personal Shopping Guy - Too tired to get groceries? Give me a list and the budget, and I'll get it all for you!

Audio Production/Mastering - Are you in a band? Do you want to sing pop music, but you don't have a band? Need a song mastered? I've got an equivalent to a music studio in my room.

Graphic Design - Need a flyer or a logo or something? Give me the general idea/art direction and I'll see what I can do. You don't pay until you're satisfied.

Photo Touch-Up/Editing - Same as the graphic design, only you send me pre-existing photos.

Improv Coaching - I know this is quite a stretch, but if there are any new troupes who are absolutely desperate for a budget coach, I'm always available. Again, it's a minimum of $1, and not per person, either.

Anything else - These are all just suggestions. You name something within the realm of reason, and I'll probably do it. Remember: it's just a minimum of $1, and you don't pay until you get what you want.

Availability
-Monday: All day!
-Tuesday: All day!
-Wednesday: All day!
-Thursday: All day!
-Friday: All day!
-Saturday: Before 6:30 P.M..
-Sunday: All day!

Contact me at:
Email: spazzy x 777 (without spaces) (at) yahoo dot com
Or just PM me on the forums.
Phone number available on request.

Spots · Post by **Spots** » September 24th, 2010, 12:27 am

Hope demand meets supply soon enough for you. Then you can adjust your pricing accordingly.

I'm totally with you. I was thinking about doing something similar. If you encounter anyone who needs help moving and therefore need an extra set of hands I'll do it.

Spaztique · Post by **Spaztique** » October 9th, 2010, 5:45 pm

BUMP!

Still in serious need of cash! Minimum fee is still $1! Tell your friends or family in case they need any kind of help whatsoever.

Mo Daviau · Post by **Mo Daviau** » October 20th, 2010, 7:06 pm

I hired David to move some boxes out of my house. He was courteous and professional. Thumbs up to hiring David for all of your household labor needs!!!

Spaztique · Post by **Spaztique** » December 20th, 2010, 1:53 am

Bump again! Need leaves raked? Presents wrapped? The minimum fee is still $1! That's a hundred pennies, twenty nickels, ten dimes, four quarters, two half dollars, or one dollar coin!

Ruby W. · Post by **Ruby W.** » December 20th, 2010, 12:59 pm

hey David! This is perfect! I have a desk I need to be moved and I had NO IDEA how i was going to get it over to north austin

wanna help me out here?

Spaztique · Post by **Spaztique** » December 20th, 2010, 7:03 pm

eliz.rubywillmann wrote:hey David! This is perfect! I have a desk I need to be moved and I had NO IDEA how i was going to get it over to north austin

wanna help me out here?

Yes. PM me details.

Spaztique · Post by **Spaztique** » February 5th, 2011, 11:08 am

Bump again!

Reminder: be sure you call or message me the day before the job to ensure I don't forget.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » February 8th, 2011, 10:08 pm

Mr. Zimmerman! I like making friends with people! You are a people! I think we should be friends!

THEREFORE

I will pay you a crisp five-dollar bill
To grab some burgers with me.
So we can hear one another's stories
and in general become more than "Hey it's that guy from improv"

(I will also buy your burger. So that is like MEGA AWESOME)

What do you say?

Spaztique · Post by **Spaztique** » February 8th, 2011, 10:14 pm

If you're serious, name the time and place (either via PM or just here so we can invite others). That counts as an anything, right?

Spots · Post by **Spots** » February 8th, 2011, 11:14 pm

high five dude!

Chuy! · Post by **Chuy!** » February 8th, 2011, 11:40 pm

I almost shed a small tear... almost...

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » February 9th, 2011, 12:44 am

Post by **Jon Bolden** » February 9th, 2011, 12:59 pm

awesome!

ashleylowe · Post by **ashleylowe** » February 9th, 2011, 11:32 pm

Best job ever!
If there are two things I love, it's hamburgers and friendship.

Austin Improv

Hire David Z. for (nearly) ANYTHING!

Hire David Z. for (nearly) ANYTHING!

moving a desk!

Re: moving a desk!