Christmas Maestro! (that isn't happening...)

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · December 22nd, 2010, 8:52 am

wow...we don't have an impressive line up shaping up here. any students not want to play?

oh, and who wants to not direct with me?

KathyRose · Post by **KathyRose** » December 22nd, 2010, 9:46 am

the_reverend wrote: oh, and who wants to not direct with me?

ooh - I have never directed Maestro and would love to not start now!

As one who has only directed "real actors" doing "scripted work," I would unquestionably be pretentious, pedantic and add no value whatsoever, no more so than the grain of sand that irritates the oyster. In other words, for those who neither need nor desire no further explanation, I'm perfectly qualified to clinch the seal of failure on the crap-load of awful this show is destined not to be.

Post by **Jon Bolden** » December 22nd, 2010, 10:39 am

arthursimone wrote:I'll be there

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hujhax · Post by **hujhax** » December 22nd, 2010, 11:12 am

Hey, I'll not be there to watch the last nonexistent show in The Hideout Holiday Super Special run (I hear they're not doing a special holiday edition of The Von Trapp Family Circus) -- maybe I could not stick around afterwards and not do the hypothetical Maestro?

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B. Tribe · Post by **B. Tribe** » December 22nd, 2010, 11:45 am

I'd like to be there but I recently set fire to all my pants, and I hear The Hideout has a strict "Goddammit, Brett, Wear Pants! I Don't Care If You Only Came To Watch. No, Spider-Man Underoos Do Not Count As Pants. GET OUT!!!" policy.

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » December 22nd, 2010, 11:48 am

Sure, why not?

This is "Blue Christmas Maestro," right?

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · December 22nd, 2010, 12:19 pm

valetoile wrote:Sure, why not?

This is "Blue Christmas Maestro," right?

of course! i've already had my elf thong dry cleaned...

sara farr · Post by **sara farr** » December 22nd, 2010, 1:17 pm

If this was real, it should be the Jewish Maestro. As Asaf said in the Feast of Fools, "Of course they have a Jew hosting a Christmas show. Why not? We own 10% of everything, including Christmas!! And Jesus was a Jew." (paraphrasing that, btw).

Why is this not happening? Didn't the Katz's Deli team win the Theater Sports tournament?

JEWS REWL

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · December 22nd, 2010, 1:54 pm

sara farr wrote:If this was real, it should be the Jewish Maestro. As Asaf said in the Feast of Fools, "Of course they have a Jew hosting a Christmas show. Why not? We own 10% of everything, including Christmas!! And Jesus was a Jew." (paraphrasing that, btw).

Why is this not happening? Didn't the Katz's Deli team win the Theater Sports tournament?

JEWS REWL

yeah, but how many Chinese restaurants would be willing to host an improv show?

adrienne022002 · Post by **adrienne022002** » December 22nd, 2010, 8:19 pm

I would absolutely LOVE to not perform at a Maestro that is not happening this weekend!!!

Any room for students who definitely DON'T want to show off what their teacher has taught them?

Meghan W · Post by **Meghan W** » December 22nd, 2010, 10:41 pm

I'll still be in San Antonio, so if there still isn't room in this Maestro, I would love to not be in it.

hujhax · Post by **hujhax** » December 22nd, 2010, 11:20 pm

majcher wrote:STREET MAESTRO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G54lfxiid_w

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mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » December 23rd, 2010, 12:18 am

sara farr wrote:Didn't the Katz's Deli team win the Theater Sports tournament?

NO!

The 2010 Champeens were (drum roll...) The Cathedral of Junk Junkies!!! (aka Kaci Beeler, Pat Daniels, Mo Davieau, Roy Janik and Peter Rodgers)

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · December 23rd, 2010, 9:21 am

adrienne022002 wrote:I would absolutely LOVE to not perform at a Maestro that is not happening this weekend!!!

Any room for students who definitely DON'T want to show off what their teacher has taught them?

absolutely! students are highly encouraged to sign up and not play in the Christmas Maestro!

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · December 23rd, 2010, 9:40 am

Directors: Jordan and Kathy Rose

Tech: Chuy

Cast:
Matt
Arthur
Alex
Brockman
Jessica
Jesse
Patrick
Peter
Brett
Val
Adrienne
...and triumphantly not returning to the Hideout stage, Meghan!

all right, don't show up around 9 (but be SURE not to show up by 9:30!), and we'll not do a few warm ups (except for Chuy who wouldn't anyway.

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any particular games anyone not want to play?