Austin Improv

Tonight's free cookie password...

Bucolic

Just say that to me after the show and sweet sweet milk and cookies will be your reward.

-Alan

...I didn't want to have to do this.

But ticket sales aren't what they could be, and its not greed here, since our whole show is for charity.

So to get more of you beautiful, wonderful improvisers out to the show, I'm running a promo all weekend for anyone who reads this forum. Each night this ...

The show opens tonight...and I'm dying for people to buy their tickets online.

So.....

I'm offering FREE MILK AND COOKIES to anyone who reads the forum and wants to come out to the show.

But you have to know the password.

Tonight's password is... vulva.

Just walk up to the box office, say ...

If you're anything like me, you don't give to charity. Why? Because you can't write checks anymore because you used to bounce them like a goddamn basketball.

But what if giving to charity were as easy as going out to see a really cool Christmas show at the Hideout this Thursday, Friday, or ...

i surely hope so. but our players, all "classically" trained actors, are always so busy.

if you can't make it out, you should at least check out www.myspace.com/slutfire

good show tonight!

or...Is That Science?

Is That Science? RETURNS to the SVT stage, 2803 Manor Rd, 10:30pm Tonight!

Our show will be informed by the all female punk rock band, SLUTFIRE !

And so we're going to rock the the place with some hard core, in your face, up your ass improv.

Its BYOB , so bring your ...

Q:
What happens when you throw Alan Metoskie (an avid smoker, and unabashed non-singer) in a musical with 2 incredibly talented musicians (not to mention writers and comics)?

A:
COMIC GOLD.

Will I nail these songs? Will I play the fool? Or will I bring my own distinct brand of unbridled ...

A big thanks and a warm hug to all the awesome people who made last Saturday's show a success.

This Saturday's show should prove just as action-packed, as it is our musical show!!!

Thanks again! I'll see you all this weekend.

-Alan (an A-hole)


Each week in July, Alan Metoskie, Jason Newman ...

Want to see a great show for cheap?

Don't want to blow your paycheck at the bar?

Well have I got the show for you...

Tomorrow (Sat.) Chuck Watkins, Jason Newman, and Alan Metoskie will bring you the second installment of The DNA-Holes: 30 Days of Comedy !!!

Each week in July we will be writing ...

BIG thanks to all the awesome people who came out to see us last Saturday! I hope more people come out for the unhinged craziness this weekend.

I'd give you some idea of what we'll be doing...only not much of it is written yet.

BLAAARG!

The DNA-Holes Will have their first show this Saturday, kicking off their fabulous 30 Days of Comedy!!!

Each week in July, we will be writing and performing a brand new sketch show each Saturday night @10:30 at the new SVT on Manor.

And what 3 letters are sweeter than DNA? ...that's right ...

it was me who did the nasa scientist bit...thanks...

i saw you guys perform 2 weeks ago with get up...

the frenchman parley with the squidlike alien from star wars...gold.

Hello everyone!

I'm Alan Metoskie.

I'd like to get to know you ALL better.

Please say hello.

A great place to find me and say hello would be at Is That Science?, the group I direct, at the new SVT tonight at 10:30.

There will be a small portion of free vodka in it for you.

Even if you don't ...

IS THAT SCIENCE?

The brand new improv comedy troupe from the St. Idiot Collective intends to find out.

We have our first show TONIGHT at 10:30pm at the brand spanking new Salvage Vanguard Theater on 2803 Manor Rd. I've been out of the improv scene for too long since my move to Chi-town...so come ...