Austin Improv

im excited to poop in the tshirts.

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ANYONE ELSE'S ANUS STILL SORE FROM THAT IMPROV MIXER??? THAT WARMUP DIDNT DO SHIIIIT!!!!1

I would like to direct.

I want to powerwash Erin's vajoojoo.

A free squirt in the face from me!

I am not a Russian spammer!

Pudding skin! I hate it!!!

mcnichol wrote: Frank Mills/John Ratliff | Don't be a Douchebag

...whew!

What's wrong with being a douchebag?

I have messed on your special place!!!

Nozzles don't clean themselves! Is that private enough for you, Johnnyboy?

I'm playful and accepting!!!!

I LOVE YOU JOHN RATLIFF! I have a crush on you like all the girls.

I will squirt that swarthy hairy chested fez wearing villain in the face if he tries to take credit for your brilliant ideas. I will also keep you nice and cool at ACL. Let me be your squeeze!

fcg would like to have massive, marty, dasariki, 3 for all, cupholders, and imp as our caddies.

they will be responsible for the following -
making our stomachs not empty
hanging up flyers for our wednesday night show
showing us a good time
feet rubbing


and thats not all

I will squirt you in ...

I can help you keep it fresh. That's my job.