Austin Improv

you have the wrong gender, buttplug!

Hey WHORES...I many need a ride on your bus tonight because I am going to be arrested for murdering Improvstitute. It will suck riding with losers!

I am offended...

you're offended! i am the one who was insulted here. do you even know me? i am not around all that much anymore because i have a 2 year old. there aren't too many people in the AIC that i know well enough for them to say that. i hope you were kidding.

Hey...BLOW ME...if you can ...

I am offended! I will reveal my true self tonight at the cagematch! Here is a hint...THERE IS NO SHAME IN BEING A SNAKE HANDLER.

See you tonight! Die LOCK UP SLUTS!

Jeremy...FYI...you misspelled "Champion". It is spelled "P-U-S-S-Y-C-A-K-E". Up yours prison house rats!!!!

I bet they want that OOB spot so badly, they're pissing in their pants.

Hardly! In fact, we are scheduled to headline the Outside the Boundaries Improv Festival and Disc Golf Tournament (in San Diego) during OOB. So when we win, we will have to discuss the schedule and see if we can do both. If ...

...we WILL be leaving town after the match on a schoolbus.

you are right...you will be leaving town after the match beacuse you are being forced to go due to the rules of the challenge. Those are the rules. I am suprised you are giving up that easily. I had no idea you would just come right out ...

It sounds to me like it will be difficult for Pussycake and the inmates to co-exist in the same city. I propose we raise the stakes of this cagematch a bit. I say we make this a LOSER LEAVE TOWN MATCH. If you lose, you leave town. I guess that was self explanitory.

The members of Pussycake have ...