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Dear DDW,
I'm having a bit of trouble with the ladies these days. You see, everybody thinks I'm fucking dead so every time I try to put the moves on some curvy broad she freaks and runs away screaming about "Zombie Vigoda" or some bullshit. You got any advice on how to get these bitches to chill the ...

I choked the hell out of that Firefox plugin. I ain't never gonna die!

Fuck Yeah Beeeeeyotch!!!

F.C. Glasses wrote:i'm thirsty.
How about a tall, cool glass of "HOLY SHIT YOU'RE CREEPY"?

My ears are burning.