Austin Improv

acrouch wrote:

HerrHerr wrote:Bye-bye. Alpert?

Isn't Richard immortal?

He is whenever both his feet are touching the ground. If he gets thrown into the air, he becomes mortal and starts aging rapidly. TWIST!

Will Smith makes a cameo as himself in the final episode of LOST. In the alt-universe, Will Smith IS an action hero instead of just playing one on films and TV. He crosses over to our universe, sees this smoke monster trying to leave and starts going, "AWWW, HELLL NAHHHHHH" and flies a fighter plane ...

DamonLindelof wrote:Hey, who likes baseball?

You remember that one time when we went to a Dodgers game and ate a hot dog Lady and The Tramp style because we lost a bet to the guys writing LAX over on NBC? Which show lasted longer than one season, bitches?

About the H bird:

OK, so I'm playing Beer Pong with Lindy and we started talking about nature and shit. I don't know, I'm drunk, but I said "Damon, brah, why don't we have more birds on our show?" And he was all, "I don't know, dudeski. Why not?"

And then my mind exploded and I was all, "Shit, man ...

Jeff! Chill, broseph!

LOST is about feeling good and shit, bro. There's no need to defend it or attack it - it's a TV show that I get mad rich for writing. It's sad to see it go, but a major relief.

I think you'll be happy with the finale. Bernard and Rose got Desmond out of the well to come ...

Nice, dude. I'll see what ABC can do.