Austin Improv

I will happily do box office Sunday 9am-last show. I will also give exhausted imps rides home after.

Hello from sunny, supple Michigan!

I am writing on behalf of my good friend Dyna Moe. Dyna is looking for a full-time job in graphics design and is willing to leave NYC for one. Dyna is the artist behind the Mad Men Yourself avatars that everyone back in 2009 generated for themselves. She's a ...

Happy Everybody Post Day.

A short history of the forums:

Back in 2005, a guy named Bob Apthorpe (aka arclight) decided the Austin Improv community needed an online forum for the exchange of information, lore, goods, services, friendly and unfriendly jabs, verbal fisticuffs, and Maestro sign-ups ...

shando wrote:

mdalonzo wrote:This is the shit. Adam Ant meets Laurie Anderson meets nasty noise rock meets Grace Jones meets New England theater chick.

http://youtu.be/DLrWJihcw18

Oh yeah, tUnE-yArDs is awesome. Thanks for the video link, I'd only heard the new album.

I went to college with her. Smithies rule so hard.

18 inches deep (ooh! deep)
52 inches long (for deep penetration)
36 inches tall (you like 'em tall, yes?)

OOH.

The sex ramp sold within an hour of my posting. This tasteful piece of furniture isn't garnering quite the interest. I will say, though, that for persons 5'5"- 5'8", alternate uses for this fine chest of drawers will suit you very well.

I bought this dresser when I moved back to Austin two years ago. It is a comforting piece of furniture (non-sexual, but who am I to place these limits?). Pine, with a silky clear finish, this durable piece of furniture will serve you well for many years.

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kbadr wrote:I don't understand why everyone is just accepting the fact that Mo has been having used sex. Mo, you deserve shiny new sex! Mint condition and still in the package and everything!

Gosh, Kareem. That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

I definitely deserve some new sex.

(Sigh.)

DON'T SHOOT SARA FARR!!!

Scott Pilgrim has purchased the sex ramp.

WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! WWWWWHAAA!

Someone has claimed the sex ramp/wedge. Happy fucking, everyone!

Okay, sex-positive kiddos. I'm selling a Liberator foam ramp and wedge set. It's too big for me to take with me to my new communal living situation in Ann Arbor, so one of you lucky horndogs has the opportunity to take it off my hands and put it on your bed and fuck like bunny rabbits on it.

While ...

We are still seeking submissions for the 2nd annual edition of Out of Print: The Official Literary Magazine of the Out of Bounds Comedy Festival. The deadline for submissions is this Monday, July 25th, at 8pm Texas Time. Out of Print is a small, cute, funny magazine of great literary importance, and ...

I am interested in returning to the Maestro stage.

Thanks! I have directed him to Rogue. I hope he loves it.