Austin Improv

I'll do some Wednesday and Thursday stuff.

THIS IS MO NOT FLO.

IT'S ABOUT TIME! THE GIRLS AT THE BEAUTY SHOP WERE JUST SAYING WHEN ARE THOSE TWO GOING TO TIE THE KNOT?

RUTHIE KEEPS HER GOOD CHINA UNDER HER BED. WHEN SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM, HELP YOURSELF TO A COUPLE OF DESSERT PLATES. SHE'LL NEVER NOTICE.

GLADYS IN ROOM 203 DIED AND SHE HAD AN UNTOUCHED ENTENMANN'S COFFEE CAKE ON HER KITCHEN COUNTER SO I SNATCHED IT. IF YOU COME TO THE CAGE MATCH WICHAHOOZIE ON SATURDAY, MAYBE I'LL BRING THE COFFEE CAKE. MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE WILL DIE AND I CAN GET US SOME UNOPENED LAMME'S CANDIES.

I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT YOU ARE PROBABLY A VERY SWEET GIRL WHO COULD USE A PIECE OF CANDY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

I DON'T WANT TO BE COLD, RUTHIE. TELL THOSE BOYS IF THEIR TOWN IS TOO COLD WE'RE GOING TO FLORIDA INSTEAD.

EMILY DO YOU WANT A WERTHERS ORIGINAL? RUTHIE ONLY HAS MENTHOLS.

I WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING. HOW COLD IS THIS COLDTOWNE? BECAUSE I THINK THEY SHOULD TURN ON THE HEAT IF IT'S GOING TO BE COLD. I HAVE POOR CIRCULATION. RUTHIE SHOULD I WEAR MY MINK? I HAVEN'T WORN IT IN YEARS. I'M AFRAID SOME HIPPIES WILL TRY TO THROW RED PAINT ON IT. I DON'T WANT TO BE COLD. I HAVE ...

OK.

RUTH AND I WERE VERY PLEASED TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE FOR YOU LAST NIGHT. THAT CANDY COSTS MONEY SO DON'T WASTE IT.

THAT ASAF FELLOW IS HANDSOME.