Austin Improv

Flo,

It was not cold.

Ruth

Carol Channing

Dear audience,

Thank you so very much for selecting Flo and I to progress to the next round. I hope you won't mind if I wear the same hat next time. I am very proud of my yellow hat.

Sincerely,
Ruth

p.s. One of the nice boys from the audience took a photograph of the winners!
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I am very much looking forward to participating in tonights competition. I hope those gangbangers will leave their guns at home. It has been awhile since I had to disarm someone. I would rather not have to embarrass anyone.

How do these forurms work? Am I expected to reply to every thing? This is a lot. I am afraid I will be unable to respond to every post. I hope you will forgive me. It is not a personal statement.

Thank you sweet darlings. Flo and I will do our very best not to let the fame and fortune go to our heads. We are clearly going to be a huge success.

Oh my! will the doctor be able to reattach it? My third husband once removed the tip of his pinky finger in a fix-it accident in our garage. The doctors were unable to do anything about it. After that every time we would go to the club to golf after that, his friends would say "Hey Joe, you look ...

Well you are all terribly sweet! My children could stand to take a page from your book. Those good for nothing ingrates never say anything nice about me.

Would you like a piece of candy?

All I have are menthols.

Dear Austin Improv Collective,

This is a fun idea. I would like Carol Channing to play the role of Ruthie in the upcoming movie. I hope I am not being too presumptuous in assuming I will have a role. I am aware that I have only had one performance as an improviser in Austin, but I feel confident ...

Dear Flo,

I am going to be famous at 8:00 O'Clock PM, tonight.

You are also going to be famous.

-Ruth