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Postby Lindsey » February 25th, 2007, 4:49 pm

Brian, it it true what I made up, that you are carrying Kaci's illegitimate lovechild?
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Postby Roy Janik » March 8th, 2007, 6:28 pm

Hasbro has extended the popular line of Kacis to encompass a more diverse consumer base:

Of course, there's Classic Kaci:

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But just look at the rainbow of options!

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Postby ratliff » March 8th, 2007, 7:23 pm

WOW.
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Postby shando » March 8th, 2007, 8:18 pm

I just saw those on Roy's Flickr site. Amazing.
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Postby acrouch » March 8th, 2007, 9:16 pm

What did you use to make them? Other than traveling back in time and breeding Kaci 1.0 with a hispanic, a korean and an African.
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Postby York99 » March 9th, 2007, 6:27 pm

you just blew my mind
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Postby valetoile » August 28th, 2009, 1:33 am

At the end of the OoB festival, jeremy lamb plans to burn down all the venues at once.
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Postby arthursimone » August 28th, 2009, 11:20 am

valetoile wrote:At the end of the OoB festival, jeremy lamb plans to burn down all the venues at once.



Next year's OOB festival will be held entirely in Val's underwear
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Postby emmadholder » August 28th, 2009, 2:42 pm

I have been looking for a place to share all this stuff! Secrets are such a burden!

Arthur Simone was on the Mickey Mouse Club in the late 80's. He totally banged Christina Aguilera.

Drew Wesley bedded Madonna in '93. It was part of his Marine corps hazing.

Jastroch burned a lightening bolt onto his person so he could feel more connected with Harry Potter. It didn't work.

Chris Baldenhofer is a cyborg (have you ever seen that dude sweat? no!)

Nick Ramirez is a Dracula.

Nick B. lives on the ColdTowne roof. (this one is true).

Leah Moss is secretly married to a big time oil man. Walter is actually her child; she forces him to wear a dog suit.

Jared Stepp and Collin Cannaday are actually the same person. (i don't care if you've seen both of them at once. It's true.)

Lance Gilstrap will stop at nothing until he creates a real life cat version of Garfield.

Lisa Jackson HATES cats!!!! She pretends to like them so she can get them to trust her, then she crushes them by telling them they will never be as smart as dogs.

Stephanie Russo is really a spy. So is Josh Krilov. but they both don't know that the other one is a spy so they are living in a web of double lives and deception a la Mr and Mrs smith.

Justin York once killed a man cause he looked at him wrong.
That man was Jimmy Hoffa.

Katie Sicking doesn't know the first thing about science, she is making it all up as she goes cause she knows we don't know any better and will believe it.

Valerie Ward told me all of these secrets!
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Postby arthursimone » August 28th, 2009, 3:01 pm

emmadholder wrote:Nick B. lives on the ColdTowne roof. (this one is true).



this one is totally true
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Postby mpbrockman » August 28th, 2009, 6:45 pm

One regular member of GGG is not actually a girl.

And no, I'm not referring to me or Laney.
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Postby Matt » August 29th, 2009, 12:13 am

emmadholder wrote:Nick B. lives on the ColdTowne roof. (this one is true).


Wait....Coldtowne has a roof?
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Postby Miggy » December 11th, 2009, 1:27 am

Charles Dickens was killed by the CIA.

For evidence, see exhibit A, the guy in the background of this photo:
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which is clearly Robert S McNamara

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Dickens was famous for working himself to death in 1870, apparently of a 'stroke'.... what CIA operatives would know as 'the business'. It also went by the name 'the McNamara special'.

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Dickens was buried at Westminster Abbey which is considered by symbiologists as a sign for a divine female that clearly the CIA did not want us to know about. It's so obvious! How can people not see this!

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Postby Jeff » December 11th, 2009, 3:59 am

Mike, nice.
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