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Postby valetoile » April 15th, 2006, 8:20 am

Now you can finally spill all the rumors you've been making up in your head.

For instance: Did you know Chris Trew once killed a man? THAT'S why Coldtowne left New Orleans.

Also, Sara Farr was not at the Hideout this past Thursday because she is secretly GERMAN and she had to do some covert operation for the war that's brewing.

But you didn't hear it from me.
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Postby Evilpandabear » April 15th, 2006, 11:21 am

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Chris Trew *is* Corey Haim.
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Postby Brian Boyko » April 15th, 2006, 1:18 pm

Andy Crouch (beard) is really the evil twin of Andy Pounce (no beard.)
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Postby Brian Boyko » April 15th, 2006, 1:39 pm

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Postby beardedlamb » April 15th, 2006, 6:19 pm

jon benner was conceived, incubated, and birthed completely non-utero. but you didn't hear that from me.
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Postby sara farr » April 15th, 2006, 6:29 pm

Jill Morris works for the CIA.
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Postby acrouch » April 15th, 2006, 6:31 pm

sara_anm8r wrote:Jill Morris works for the CIA.


We're going to have to ask for your resignation, Madam President.
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Postby kbadr » April 15th, 2006, 7:06 pm

BEELER was created in a test tube.

You work your life away and what do they give?
You're only killing yourself to live

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Postby Brian Boyko » April 15th, 2006, 7:11 pm

Jordan Maxwell is from Earth's distant past, abducted by aliens, and placed on the earth in order to stop World War III, which he's already done once with the help of Captain Kirk of the U.S.S. Starship Enterprise, from the future.
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Postby chicocarlucci » April 15th, 2006, 7:22 pm

I've been stalking Andrea Young for 9 months now.

oh.. wait.. .
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Postby valetoile » April 15th, 2006, 8:48 pm

kbadr wrote:BEELER was created in a test tube.


This is for FAKE rumours, thank you very much.
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Postby fbillac » April 16th, 2006, 12:43 am

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Erin Plischke is really Andre Agassi!


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Postby Wesley » April 16th, 2006, 11:53 am

valetoile wrote:
kbadr wrote:BEELER was created in a test tube.

This is for FAKE rumours, thank you very much.


OK, BEELER was NOT created in a test tube. She was born from the fiery remains of her own ashes, having consumed herself in flame after walking the Earth for a thousand years. In 981 years, she will continue the cycle and purge herself in fire again before being reborn and rising anew.
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Postby fbillac » April 16th, 2006, 12:28 pm

So Beeler is Chuck Norris?!?

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Postby andrea » April 16th, 2006, 5:22 pm

eric heiberg is an undercover hipster hell bent on infiltrating our endearingly doofy improv scene and forcing us all to wear mullets, bangle bracelets and too big sunglasses.

oh and val made out with 7/16 of coldtowne in the bathroom of a certain roller rink.
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