Context Wars!

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Postby Brad Hawkins » August 27th, 2012, 4:55 pm

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:the L.A. scene actually got marginally better while i was out there...


Christ, what an ego!
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » August 28th, 2012, 9:23 am

Brad Hawkins wrote:
Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:the L.A. scene actually got marginally better while i was out there...


Christ, what an ego!


t'ain't braggin' when it's true...

::sniff::
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Postby shando » September 4th, 2012, 10:07 am

Brad Hawkins wrote:Does anyone have a Goat? I have never seen one.
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » December 12th, 2012, 2:53 pm

Chelley wrote:I would love to get with you outside
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Postby Chelley » December 12th, 2012, 5:46 pm

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:
Chelley wrote:I would love to get with you outside


Well, I do like it outside. :lol: :wink:
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Postby happywaffle » December 20th, 2012, 9:25 pm

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Re: Context Wars!

Postby Brad Hawkins » August 9th, 2013, 11:16 am

"Oh, and I might come to Fuck, it's hot."
- Sam Schak, on a Facebook event.
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Re: Context Wars!

Postby Brad Hawkins » February 6th, 2014, 11:37 am

"I think of improv a lot like sex... find a troupe and a coach."
- Ruby Willmann
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Re: Context Wars!

Postby Jon Bolden » September 24th, 2014, 11:03 pm

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Re: Context Wars!

Postby happywaffle » September 25th, 2014, 7:54 am

Jon Bolden wrote:
Brad Hawkins wrote:God is dead … Smoke WEED E'RDAY


That's our Brad!
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