Made up gossip

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

Bridget Brewer is writing an erotic version of the Necronomicon, nominally titled the Eroticanomicon. you don't want to know what ancient gods IT awakens...

[mpbrockman]

Jordan resurrects old forum threads when he's bored.

So does Brockman. He was re-reading this and couldn't stop laughing.

Transubstantiation makes everything 18 (14 in Germany).

Jordan wins.

[happywaffle]

Mitch Mills bribed Tom Booker $500 and a bag of goat feed to name him the first-ever Boy of Spring.