Made up gossip

[EmilyBee]

Peter Rogers is second in line to inherit the throne of Andorra. He has relocated to Austin, Texas to escape the nefarious connivings of his brother, Esteban Rogerio, who would as soon see Peter out of the way. Esteban's succession is by no means secure, and Peter's supporters decided the best way for him to prepare to trounce Estsban and ascend the throne would be for him to come to the states and learn the art of improv, in order to speak extemporaneously, as all royals must do, to keep paparazzi and other such rabble in their place. He also has learned the intricacies of the technical world, in order to assure his country's ascendancy in the 21st century. As Andorrans are famously long-lived, Peter still has about 50 years of quality ruling ahead of him when he returns.

[hujhax]

Peter Rogers is second in line to inherit the throne of Andorra. He has relocated to Austin, Texas to escape the nefarious connivings of his brother, Esteban Rogerio, who would as soon see Peter out of the way. Esteban's succession is by no means secure, and Peter's supporters decided the best way for him to prepare to trounce Estsban and ascend the throne would be for him to come to the states and learn the art of improv, in order to speak extemporaneously, as all royals must do, to keep paparazzi and other such rabble in their place. He also has learned the intricacies of the technical world, in order to assure his country's ascendancy in the 21st century. As Andorrans are famously long-lived, Peter still has about 50 years of quality ruling ahead of him when he returns.

*shakes fist*

ESTEBAAAAAN!!!

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You say, "Looks like somebody has too much time on their hands," but all I hear is, "I'm sad because I don't know what creativity feels like."
      -- Dan Wineman

[mpbrockman]

Sarah Tufts did X when she was 15. It never wore off.

A little anagramming of improv musicians reveals that Jason Laney "Enjoys Anal", while I remain "I".

This may or may not mean something.

[SarahMarie]

Sarah Marie Tufts did X when she was 15. It never wore off.

Michael Brockman sold his soul to Randy Newman in exchange for a case of monster energy drinks and the power to MOVE YOU with his magic music fingers.

[mpbrockman]

Gather ye rosebuds while ye may!

[erin]

Shana Merlin is a robot. The "Cutebot 300X" can be found online through various Japanese websites.

[mpbrockman]

Michael Brockman sold his soul to Randy Newman...

Only later did I find out he was just playing the Devil on Faust. What a letdown.

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

David Lampe has a collection of swords he's pulled from stones, thus depriving a swath of nations from effectively determining their leader and champion in times of great peril. he has melted them all down and keeps them in a molten state in his ever burning cauldron, "for when it's needed," he says and refuses to elaborate any further.

[zyrain]

Everyone knows the gossip of what goes on in the green room of the Hideout. but few know the legend of the area under the booth. Now home to spare equipment, it used to be home to strange and curious creature, who knew nothing of life but the improv he glanced through a whole in the wall right under where the clock is now.

Ten years ago, he was discovered by a small girl who fed him befriended him, and slowly made him into the man he is today. That girl was none other than Kaci Beeler, and the creature? Well, he just had to officially own HIS theater, but now goes by the name of Kareem Badr.

[mpbrockman]

Kacey Samiee can fold herself into her own navel. If she ever figures out how to text from in there, she's gone.

[EmilyBee]

I am secretly only six years old, inside. Evidence:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ahpook667/ ... 487538341/
I kissed a girl...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ahpook667/ ... 487538341/
...and I liked it!

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

Jeremy's beard gained sentience at age 12 (Jeremy's age, not the beard's). any time he has appeared to "shave" it, it has actually departed from his face on a series of grand adventures spanning the globe...and beyond. it then returns and whispers the forbidden tales to Jeremy in his sleep. every scene he has ever improvised is a subconscious retelling of these legends...

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

Audrey's last name IS actually Samson, where she comes from on the other side of the mirror. it is only when she passes into our world that it changes. also, all of her organs are on the opposite side.

[Brad Hawkins]

Asaf Ronen has impregnated every female member of the Austin improv scene, including two who successfully pass for male. He has bankrupted himself with abortion bills. This is why he is really in Florida right now, meeting with a South American drug lord known only as "The Scar," in the hopes of becoming the largest distributor of Bolivian White in central Texas.

[mpbrockman]

Audrey's last name IS actually Samson, where she comes from on the other side of the mirror. it is only when she passes into our world that it changes. also, all of her organs are on the opposite side.

Now I want to shave her head to see what happens. Will she lose her improv powers? Her cuteness? Her car keys? Her mind?