Fake Gossip!

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » April 15th, 2006, 8:20 am

Now you can finally spill all the rumors you've been making up in your head.

For instance: Did you know Chris Trew once killed a man? THAT'S why Coldtowne left New Orleans.

Also, Sara Farr was not at the Hideout this past Thursday because she is secretly GERMAN and she had to do some covert operation for the war that's brewing.

But you didn't hear it from me.

Evilpandabear · Post by **Evilpandabear** » April 15th, 2006, 11:21 am

Chris Trew *is* Corey Haim.

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » April 15th, 2006, 1:18 pm

Andy Crouch (beard) is really the evil twin of Andy Pounce (no beard.)

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » April 15th, 2006, 1:39 pm

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beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » April 15th, 2006, 6:19 pm

jon benner was conceived, incubated, and birthed completely non-utero. but you didn't hear that from me.

sara farr · Post by **sara farr** » April 15th, 2006, 6:29 pm

Jill Morris works for the CIA.

acrouch · Post by **acrouch** » April 15th, 2006, 6:31 pm

sara_anm8r wrote:Jill Morris works for the CIA.

We're going to have to ask for your resignation, Madam President.

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » April 15th, 2006, 7:06 pm

BEELER was created in a test tube.

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » April 15th, 2006, 7:11 pm

Jordan Maxwell is from Earth's distant past, abducted by aliens, and placed on the earth in order to stop World War III, which he's already done once with the help of Captain Kirk of the U.S.S. Starship Enterprise, from the future.

chicocarlucci · Post by **chicocarlucci** » April 15th, 2006, 7:22 pm

I've been stalking Andrea Young for 9 months now.

oh.. wait.. .

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » April 15th, 2006, 8:48 pm

kbadr wrote:BEELER was created in a test tube.

This is for FAKE rumours, thank you very much.

fbillac · Post by **fbillac** » April 16th, 2006, 12:43 am

Erin Plischke is really Andre Agassi!

-Dav

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » April 16th, 2006, 11:53 am

valetoile wrote:
kbadr wrote:BEELER was created in a test tube.
This is for FAKE rumours, thank you very much.

OK, BEELER was NOT created in a test tube. She was born from the fiery remains of her own ashes, having consumed herself in flame after walking the Earth for a thousand years. In 981 years, she will continue the cycle and purge herself in fire again before being reborn and rising anew.
Also, her tears can heal any wound.

fbillac · Post by **fbillac** » April 16th, 2006, 12:28 pm

So Beeler is Chuck Norris?!?

-Dav

andrea · Post by **andrea** » April 16th, 2006, 5:22 pm

eric heiberg is an undercover hipster hell bent on infiltrating our endearingly doofy improv scene and forcing us all to wear mullets, bangle bracelets and too big sunglasses.

oh and val made out with 7/16 of coldtowne in the bathroom of a certain roller rink.