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Postby Ruby W. » January 27th, 2011, 4:53 pm

Justin D. wrote:
eliz.rubywillmann wrote:I would gladly pull out for Andrew to get in.


dammit Davis!
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Postby B. Tribe » February 10th, 2011, 11:35 am

Reverend Jordan T.Maxwell wrote:...to me... TO ME...


To MEEEEEE! *commence headbanging*
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye!
So you think you can love me and leave me to die!

(okay, it's actually 'for me', but, fuck it.)
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » February 10th, 2011, 11:39 am

B. Tribe wrote:
Reverend Jordan T.Maxwell wrote:...to me... TO ME...


To MEEEEEE! *commence headbanging*
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye!
So you think you can love me and leave me to die!

(okay, it's actually 'for me', but, fuck it.)


::puts fingers to temples::

TO ME, MY X-MEN!
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » February 17th, 2011, 1:06 pm

Roanna wrote:Oh, and Reverend - great job on 69 the other night.


just wanted to make sure this was documented and archived. :P
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Postby mpbrockman » May 19th, 2011, 2:53 pm

android lady/Sarah wrote: Yes on all the Boy action!
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Postby mpbrockman » May 20th, 2011, 2:17 pm

Jessica wrote: Amy, I'd love to whisper my sins in your ear.
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Postby sara farr » May 21st, 2011, 4:45 pm

Nancy wrote:Sara, fucking racist.
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Postby mpbrockman » May 21st, 2011, 9:05 pm

sara farr wrote:
Nancy wrote:Sara, fucking racist.


Well, we were all thinking it. Somebody had to say it. :wink:
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Postby bradisntclever » June 23rd, 2011, 9:41 am

Probably the most amazing thing a spammer has said to date:

siddons22 wrote:A longitudinal term ago, when Wesley Bain was starring the jam at the Hideaway, we played a shot together with the proposal of "area." We were both small children who likable each different a lot, but pretended we didn't. (You know - historical life.) Towards the end of the environs, Wes brought me any ugly inheritance, which I of layer rejected with a prevention comeback. Crestfallen, he asked, "what do you requirement?" I said, "I need you to go forth." He got this elicit perception in his eyes, then he kissed me. It wasn't a kiss on the cheek, it was a soft, echt touching. (I didn't refuse.) Then he faction, hunting back
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Postby TeresaYork » June 23rd, 2011, 9:46 am

KathyRose wrote:A long time ago, when Wesley Bain was leading the jam at the Hideout, we played a scene together with the suggestion of "playground." We were both little children who liked each other a lot, but pretended we didn't. (You know - real life.) Towards the end of the scene, Wes brought me some repulsive gift, which I of course rejected with a crushing retort. Crestfallen, he asked, "what do you want?" I said, "I want you to go away." He got this hurt look in his eyes, then he kissed me. It wasn't a peck on the cheek, it was a tender, genuine kiss. (I didn't resist.) Then he left, looking back over his shoulder. It was heart-breaking.


Now, if only we could find the translator he/she used, we too could talk like ....fools.
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » June 23rd, 2011, 9:49 am

if only Wesley Bain were alive today to see this...sniff... :P
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Postby Terry » June 23rd, 2011, 11:14 am

it was a soft, echt touching.


It was echt. You don't go around using echt lightly. This bot is trying to say he's real. More than sentient ... he's LONGING FOR CONTACT.
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » June 23rd, 2011, 11:23 am

Terry wrote:
it was a soft, echt touching.


It was echt. You don't go around using echt lightly. This bot is trying to say he's real. More than sentient ... he's LONGING FOR CONTACT.


nothing seems to please...
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Postby Brad Hawkins » June 23rd, 2011, 12:07 pm

There were far more historical-life shows at the Hideaway back then. Nowadays it's all ugly inheritances.
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.
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Postby bradisntclever » June 23rd, 2011, 1:23 pm

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:if only Wesley Bain were alive today to see this...sniff... :P


I see Christina every now and then on campus at UT, but no Wes.
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