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Postby jillybee72 » August 28th, 2012, 8:35 pm

Step One: procure 15 kinds of lemonade.
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Postby JLOgan » August 28th, 2012, 11:17 pm

step 2: ?
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Postby hujhax » August 29th, 2012, 12:12 am

Caveats to step one: limeade is not acceptable; alcoholic variants of lemonade are permitted, so long as they comprise at least 75% traditional lemonade ingredients.

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Postby Spots » August 29th, 2012, 3:51 am

Step Two: Erect a Ladder
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » August 29th, 2012, 9:49 am

step 3: giggle at the word "erect."
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Postby Brad Hawkins » August 29th, 2012, 10:47 am

Step 4: Holding large grey squirrel in one hand, apply Crisco liberally with the other.
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.
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Postby Spots » August 29th, 2012, 11:28 am

Step 5: Hire two Private Eyes and give them each other's address.
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Postby hujhax » August 29th, 2012, 12:31 pm

Caveat to step five: while interacting with either investigator, you must listen to the classic Hall & Oates track "Private Eyes".

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anLfoy2XsFw[/youtube]

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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » August 29th, 2012, 12:54 pm

Step 6: Hire a keytarist to score all relevant action sequences.
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Postby happywaffle » August 29th, 2012, 2:00 pm

Step 7: Order a Peanut Buster Parfait with extra peanuts.
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Postby hujhax » August 29th, 2012, 2:59 pm

Addendum to Step 7: a homemade Peanut Buster Parfait is permitted, provided you yourself add extra peanuts to the dessert.

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Postby hujhax » August 29th, 2012, 3:00 pm

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:Step 6: Hire a keytarist to score all relevant action sequences.

(We can argue that this, in addition to being an absolutely vital step in this particular process, is also just a good rule for life in general.)

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Postby KathyRose » August 29th, 2012, 3:38 pm

hujhax wrote:
Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:Step 6: Hire a keytarist to score all relevant action sequences.

(We can argue that this, in addition to being an absolutely vital step in this particular process, is also just a good rule for life in general.)

Crap! I knew I was doing it wrong!
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » August 29th, 2012, 3:52 pm

KathyRose wrote:
hujhax wrote:
Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:Step 6: Hire a keytarist to score all relevant action sequences.

(We can argue that this, in addition to being an absolutely vital step in this particular process, is also just a good rule for life in general.)

Crap! I knew I was doing it wrong!
Goddamn kazoo...


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Postby LisaJackson » August 29th, 2012, 5:39 pm

Step 8: Drink all the lemonade and eat the Peanut Buster Parfait.
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