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Postby jillybee72 » October 17th, 2012, 11:44 pm

Step 23 [The Michael Jordan step]: Call China and ask if all of their butterflies are ok.
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Postby Mike » October 18th, 2012, 1:16 am

Step 24: Everybody get down tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » October 18th, 2012, 9:01 am

Step 25: Check the radio's frequency. Get assistance from Kenneth, if needed.
Sweetness Prevails.

-the Reverend
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Postby Spots » October 18th, 2012, 9:25 am

Step 26: Procure 15 kinds of lemonade.
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Postby jillybee72 » October 21st, 2012, 2:46 pm

Caveats to step 26: limeade is totally okay, don't get uptight about this. Really, if they're not all lemonade, if some are like other fruit juices? Or Sprite or something? It's okay if no one says anything. Try to wait until the manager's not around and there's a cool shift supervisor on if you're not going to get all lemonades.
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » October 22nd, 2012, 8:58 am

Step 27: Do the Dance of Inimitable Joy. If the Dance of Inimitable Joy has not yet been choreographed in this timeline, proceed to Step 45 until arrangements can be made for a time traveler OR transdimensional visitor to show you.
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Postby happywaffle » October 22nd, 2012, 1:49 pm

Steph 28: Procure one (1) Steph Hagemeister.
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Postby jillybee72 » October 28th, 2012, 4:34 pm

Strep 29: Experience throat pain...
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » October 29th, 2012, 8:47 am

Strop 30: Sharpen your straight razor, bully.
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