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While Pgraph is away in London...

Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » June 8th, 2012, 3:06 pm

i'm going to paint tiny Kaci faces between the bricks of the Rock Opera set!

i'm going to have Kaci and Roy's last names legally changed to "Dangermouse"!

i'm going to get the Hideout Marquis drunk until he tells me where the gold is hidden!

i'm going to teach Val's chickens kung fu!

i'm going to walk around Kareem's apartment with the lights out wearing a wife beater, chain smoking, drinking straight from the bottle and monloguing out loud about "dames"!
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Re: While Pgraph is away in London...

Postby mpbrockman » June 9th, 2012, 4:16 am

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:i'm going to walk around Kareem's apartment with the lights out wearing a wife beater, chain smoking, drinking straight from the bottle and monloguing out loud about "dames"!


Well, the neighbors won't know he's gone...

I'll also be premiering my new show - "Janik Sings Katy Perry!"
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Postby happywaffle » June 10th, 2012, 12:01 pm

I'll start a competing business called "Sweet Victual" where I buy Sweet Ritual ice cream and then add bacon to it.

…Okay it's not so much a "competing business" as "a thing I will do before eating it all myself."
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Postby jillybee72 » June 11th, 2012, 2:47 pm

I'm going to get an Australian Shepard dog that is over EIGHT FEET TALL and name it 8PM!!!
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Postby AmyA » June 11th, 2012, 11:09 pm

I'm going to form a new troupe called "Supercalifragalisticexpialadocious" and get a tattoo of Dick Van Dyke on four different parts of my body.
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Postby KathyRose » June 12th, 2012, 9:09 am

I'm eating all of Kaci's dessert paintings.
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Postby mpbrockman » June 12th, 2012, 9:28 am

KathyRose wrote:I'm eating all of Kaci's dessert paintings.


Y'know - this one crossed my mind :)
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Postby jillybee72 » June 16th, 2012, 7:12 pm

KathyRose wrote:I'm eating all of Kaci's dessert paintings.


I will hold your hair when you get the painting burps.
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Postby KathyRose » June 16th, 2012, 8:58 pm

mpbrockman wrote:
KathyRose wrote:I'm eating all of Kaci's dessert paintings.

Y'know - this one crossed my mind :)

thought I'd best claim it quickly. At my age, I need the extra fiber.

jillybee72 wrote:
KathyRose wrote:I'm eating all of Kaci's dessert paintings.

I will hold your hair when you get the painting burps.

Why, thank you, Jill! You are so terribly thoughtful!
Terribly.
p.s. in preparation, I've ordered the acetone Tums.
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Postby B. Tribe » June 17th, 2012, 2:22 pm

I'm gonna put on a football helmet and crash my head into as many breakable objects and walls at the Hideout that I can find.
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Postby sara farr » June 17th, 2012, 8:37 pm

AmyA wrote:I'm going to form a new troupe called "Supercalifragalisticexpialadocious" and get a tattoo of Dick Van Dyke on four different parts of my body.


BAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Postby sara farr » June 17th, 2012, 8:39 pm

I'm gonna host a "Just Dance 3" tournament at the Dino Moonbase.
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Postby jillybee72 » June 18th, 2012, 3:13 am

I shall call him New Kareem, I made him from toothpicks and olives and a little bit of yarn.
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Postby Brian Boyko » June 18th, 2012, 9:52 am

I will wash, and secretly return all the things that I stole when they went to Hawaii.
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Postby Brad Hawkins » June 18th, 2012, 9:54 am

I will wash, and secretly return, the Hideout Marquis.
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