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Postby menelaos » September 13th, 2011, 3:31 pm

I'm going to ignore Jordan's lack of respect towards Kevin's issue and remind you guys that the explosion is scheduled for December 27th at 2pm and *not* December 17th as some seem to believe. I really don't see how we can attend both the badger's rebirth as well as the explosion!

On a positive note, I heard there will be frosting at both locations.

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Postby Ryan Hill » September 13th, 2011, 4:13 pm

That reminds me of a really bad pop video from the early 90s. Lots of bad hair, cheeseball lyrics. Anyone know which one I'm talking about?
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Postby beardedlamb » September 13th, 2011, 4:25 pm

well hung jury
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Postby hujhax » September 13th, 2011, 4:36 pm

I seem to remember some other Santa/badger scene back in the early 2000's.  It wasn't in a Micetro, though, it was part of a troupe's longform.  Any other old-timers remember who did that? #thiswillbebuggingmeallday


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Postby valetoile » September 13th, 2011, 6:27 pm

What Jordan said.
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Postby sara farr » September 13th, 2011, 6:45 pm

Maxwell's Silver Hammer wrote:
Kevin wrote:
Justin D. wrote:
bradisntclever wrote:Sorry to take over this thread, but since we're talking about it, sign-up here with the dish you plan to bring to the AIC Diso Party. Last year, we had approximately 100 attendees at the picnic. While your dish doesn't need to feed all 100, try to avoid something that serves only 5-6 people.

Once we start getting replies, we can look into converting this into a Google spreadsheet.

EDIT: Please note if any of your dishes are vegan or vegetarian. Labeling them at the potluck itself will also be super helpful.

Here's the updated list as of Friday.

Bottled water, soda, and a cooler
Lots of juice of some sort
Sodas and beer
Apple juice
A bottle of wine

chili con queso
brie crostini
mac & cheese
broccoli & cheese
cottage cheese
Local cheese board
cheese wiz
meatballs stuffed with blue cheese
creamy au gratin potatoes
garlic-parmesan souffle
pasta primavera
fruited cheese log
spinach-cheese puffs
(Jordan's taco soup went here, but no longer because he hates you)

Plates, cups, napkins, silverware

Anyone noticing a trend here? What about vegans?

what? WHAT? you think i don't read these, but i DO, Justin. i DO! and that hurts. it hurts a LOT!

i only hate YOU. And Kevin who apparently is a VEGAN. Smile!

Ka-Cah! Smile!
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Postby Tim Traini » September 13th, 2011, 8:42 pm

B. Tribe wrote:why don't you just call it SUCK MY DICK SOUP

You don't have to eat it! It's too late now though, good job.
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Postby jillybee72 » September 13th, 2011, 11:57 pm

Ew! That's totally gross! I want cottage cheese at minimum, or saltines. I would like both but I am not demanding. Come on. Yield on this.
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Postby B. Tribe » September 14th, 2011, 8:25 am

Ratliff wrote:I'll bring gezpacho, because I hate everyone.

Gezpacho? GEZPACHO?!?!

Jeez, why don't you just call it SUCK MY DICK SOUP, Ratliff!
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Postby dancrumb » September 14th, 2011, 11:06 am


I can only eat dairy products that are not cow/sheep/goat based; just this discussion is bringing me out in hives.

I vote for horse-milk curds and whey
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Postby jillybee72 » September 14th, 2011, 11:44 am

WAIT! Stop for a minute, STOP. Dan, what are you trying to say??
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Postby alexd231232 » September 14th, 2011, 11:48 am

I know this is going to raise some eyebrows, but I really do agree with Jordan. Just because not everyone wears costumes to a party (haters) doesn't mean we shouldn't have a theme at all...

And yes - I'm free on the 27th of December.
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Postby dancrumb » September 14th, 2011, 11:56 am

jillybee72 wrote:I don't even understand why this is a question

Not all of us were brought up under the thumb of the bovine-avine-caprine-agri-complex; there are options beyond what you're suggest that we should be considering
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Postby EmilyBee » September 14th, 2011, 2:57 pm

Well, we COULD have Whole Foods fat free AND organic cottage cheese. Would you be happy then, Dan?

And, yeah, Peter, we did have a lot of scenes with people badgering Santa, but I don't think that counts as a badger-Santa scene. Anything else in your memory? Because, if not, I'm totally keeping that in my sketch.
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Postby Brad Hawkins » September 14th, 2011, 3:14 pm

Man, I can't wait for this! I've got the 17th marked on my calendar! And Justin, way to be on top of the cheese!
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