Edward Gorey Austin Improv Alphabet

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Postby EmilyBee » November 11th, 2010, 7:39 pm

F's for The Frank Mills, a quadr'homicide.
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Postby AmyA » November 11th, 2010, 11:21 pm

I'm going to insist that someone go back and strike all the entries in which no one died a freakish improv death. If we don't have standards for the Edward Gorey Improv Alphabet, what do we have?
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » November 12th, 2010, 12:28 am

G is for Gnap!, rabies through the backside.
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Postby Spots » November 12th, 2010, 12:54 am

H is for Hideout, clubbed with a sack of oranges.

Alternate: H is for Hideout, clubbed with a sack of melons.
My eyes had difficulty focusing that night, I'm pretty sure it was oranges.
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Postby Chuy! » November 12th, 2010, 1:12 am

I is for Ignorant... as in the dumb are thrown down gorges...

(Trying to help Jesse out of a corner of paint...)
Chicken Fried Steak and all that...
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Postby mpbrockman » November 12th, 2010, 3:36 am

J is for Jill, who's Drum Machine beat her

AmyA wrote:I'm going to insist that someone go back and strike all the entries in which no one died a freakish improv death. If we don't have standards for the Edward Gorey Improv Alphabet, what do we have?


Completely agreed, this got un-Gorey-esque fast.
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » November 12th, 2010, 11:02 am

K's for Kareem who drank a thermo-meter. ;)
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Postby Jessica » November 12th, 2010, 11:08 am

L is for listening, so you can attack imps unaware.
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Postby Brad Hawkins » November 12th, 2010, 11:26 am

M is for Maestro, thirteen dead from lack of air.
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Postby Matt » November 12th, 2010, 11:39 am

N is for none, the number who shall escape the wrath.
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » November 12th, 2010, 11:41 am

O is for Orf, who drowned in the bath.
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Postby Jessica » November 12th, 2010, 11:46 am

P is for Matt Pollock, done in by his wife.

;)
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Postby Brad Hawkins » November 12th, 2010, 11:49 am

P is for Paralegalpornograph... er... Paracelsusphotostat... uh... Parachutingphonephreak... ahh, fuck it. They're dead.

EDIT: Aaaaaand, I'm late. Dammit.

Soo...

Q is for Quayle, cut down in the prime of life.
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » November 12th, 2010, 11:52 am

Jessica wrote:P is for Matt Pollock, done in by his wife.


Q is for question: is not improv life?
And if it be true, does script equal death?
And if that be too, will sketch steal your breath?

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Postby sara farr » November 12th, 2010, 12:34 pm

R is for Rachel, who stood under an anvil.
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