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Postby mpbrockman » June 19th, 2012, 11:08 pm

Z is for Zipper, caught on an appendage.

Ow... mother f...
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Postby sara farr » June 19th, 2012, 11:11 pm

<<Reminder -- [letter] is for [improv name beginning with that letter], [description of death of said improv name] -- we are doing these in rhyming couplets; bonus if death has to do with imp name or improv in general>>

<<also, fuck the rules>>

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A is for Averett, who caught T.B.

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Postby mpbrockman » June 20th, 2012, 3:50 am

sara farr wrote:<<Reminder -- [letter] is for [improv name beginning with that letter], [description of death of said improv name] -- we are doing these in rhyming couplets; bonus if death has to do with imp name or improv in general>>


I know.

sara farr wrote:<<also, fuck the rules>>


I did. Although it happened to me not long before posting that - so while not immediately fatal, it is somewhat in the spirit of things. It was also extremely cathartic.

Carry on...

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sara farr wrote:A is for Averett, who caught T.B.


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Postby mpbrockman » June 20th, 2012, 4:07 am

B is for Brockman, bled out after he peed.

(TMI - but better, SF? ;) )
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Postby LisaJackson » June 20th, 2012, 9:01 am

C is for ColdTowne, hit by an iceberg.
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » June 20th, 2012, 9:05 am

D is for dysentery, a messy end for Heiberg.
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Postby Brad Hawkins » June 20th, 2012, 9:59 am

E is for Ebola, which claimed Kayla Lane.
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Postby LisaJackson » June 21st, 2012, 12:02 am

F is Foshee, who got more pain than gain.
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Postby happywaffle » June 21st, 2012, 8:49 am

G is for Gnap!, too in love with the scripts.
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » June 21st, 2012, 9:32 am

H is for Halyn, who did one too many flips.
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Postby Brad Hawkins » June 21st, 2012, 10:05 am

I is for Indigo, in the grille of a truck.
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Postby Ryan Hill » June 21st, 2012, 1:43 pm

J is for Jastroch, finally run out of luck.


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Postby happywaffle » June 21st, 2012, 2:21 pm

K is for Kevin, flayed alive by a bear.
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » June 21st, 2012, 2:29 pm

L is for Lampe, in a bike chain ensnared.
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Postby EmilyBee » June 21st, 2012, 3:08 pm

M is for Marc, driven mad by a god.
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