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Postby beardedlamb » July 26th, 2010, 10:08 pm

Ace Manning contributes to society.
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Postby Munga » July 26th, 2010, 10:16 pm

Jon Bolden is a real bastard.
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Postby Spots » July 27th, 2010, 12:39 am

Munga is a type of cheese. Trust me, you don't want to know.
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Postby mpbrockman » July 27th, 2010, 11:11 am

I've heard Jesse Spots owns Austin's most extensive collection of View-Master pornography as well as a custom-made left-hand drive viewer so he can vary things up now and then.
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Postby ashleylowe » July 27th, 2010, 6:09 pm

Amira was raised by a pack of kittens. Adorableness explained.
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Postby Jon Bolden » July 27th, 2010, 7:17 pm

Madeline sells secrets to Myanmar
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Postby Munga » July 27th, 2010, 8:18 pm

Jon Bolden wrote:Madeline sells secrets to Myanmar


You must be referring to Madeline Malka.
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Postby bradisntclever » July 27th, 2010, 9:20 pm

Munga wrote:
Jon Bolden wrote:Madeline sells secrets to Myanmar


You must be referring to Madeline Malka.


Then it wouldn't be made-up gossip, silly.
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Postby Chuy! » July 28th, 2010, 12:33 am

I hear Jordan Maxwell is actually Michael Jordan in drag. Hence the Jordan commonality...
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Postby Jessica » July 28th, 2010, 10:55 pm

Jeff Britt is actually Obama. He is in disguise so people won't treat him any differently. (by the way Jeff, I voted for you 3 times!)
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Postby Miggy » July 29th, 2010, 1:39 am

beardedlamb wrote:Ace Manning contributes to society.


burn!
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » July 29th, 2010, 5:23 am

Jon Bolden wrote:Madeline sells secrets to Myanmar


i heard it was to Burma.

Chuy! wrote:I hear Jordan Maxwell is actually Michael Jordan in drag. Hence the Jordan commonality...


you trying to ruin my Hanes deal?
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Postby valetoile » July 29th, 2010, 7:59 am

The man we all know and love as "Tom Booker" is not, in fact, Tom Booker. His name is Edward P. Finestack. He has never met anyone famous. The real Tom Booker died in a car crash in 1981. Mr. Finestack came across the scene of the accident and, noticing an uncanny resemblance between himself and the dead man, took on Tom Booker's identity. In this way, Mr. Finestack escaped his downward spiral of a life including ever-mounting gambling debt, piles of unpaid parking tickets, and a somewhat scandalous affair with an eighteen year old.
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Postby Jon Bolden » July 29th, 2010, 12:43 pm

Curtis owns the movie, Critters 2
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Postby Amira » July 29th, 2010, 1:46 pm

ashleylowe wrote:Amira was raised by a pack of kittens. Adorableness explained.


Actually, that's true.
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