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Postby Jessica » September 11th, 2010, 10:16 am

the_reverend wrote: Her mind?


Too late...
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Postby mpbrockman » September 11th, 2010, 12:44 pm

Jessica wrote:
mpbrockman wrote: Her mind?


Too late...


Too easy.
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » September 11th, 2010, 5:18 pm

mpbrockman wrote:
Jessica wrote:
mpbrockman wrote: Her mind?


Too late...


Too easy.


Too bad...
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Postby Jon Bolden » September 12th, 2010, 9:42 am

David Hess actually has three pensies
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Postby sara farr » September 12th, 2010, 10:34 am

Erin is not actually going to Chicago to pursue comedy. She's leaving for the Ukraine to start a Doggy Day Care.
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Postby mpbrockman » September 12th, 2010, 11:18 am

sara farr wrote:Erin is not actually going to Chicago to pursue comedy.


She's running from it.
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » September 12th, 2010, 5:26 pm

Curtis Luciani has two heads. No one has ever been able to locate the second one. Including Curtis.
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Postby ratliff » September 13th, 2010, 12:15 am

Jon Bolden wrote:David Hess actually has three pensies


... and two pencilies
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Postby KathyRose » September 13th, 2010, 9:07 am

the_reverend wrote:Curtis Luciani has two heads. No one has ever been able to locate the second one. Including Curtis.

Has anyone looked up his ass? (Nothing personal, Curtis. Just stating the obvious.)
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Postby Jon Bolden » September 13th, 2010, 10:31 am

Jon Bolden can spell well and always reviews what he writes to ensure it makes sense.
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » October 19th, 2010, 4:56 pm

Jon Bolden IS Ohio...when he's back in Texas, there's a flat desolate void where Ohio once was. so far, no one has noticed any difference.
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Postby mpbrockman » October 19th, 2010, 9:31 pm

GGG is holding callbacks next week, but really they've already made up their minds. They're hiring Bristol Palin.
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Postby Spots » October 19th, 2010, 10:14 pm

Out of frustration from hearing too many jokes that begin, "The T in Jordan T. Maxwell's name stands for ___," Jordan Maxwell spent lonesome evenings in his basement chiseling away at his unwelcomed middled initial.

Unfortunately for him, when a piece of the T fell to the ground it immediately liquefied and slithered back to the central horde. Jordan remained determined despite the T gaining strength over the years. The T openly laughed in Jordan's face night after night. After Maxwell fell to the floor in exhaustion, the T would assume the man's form. It wore the man's clothes and attempted to perform in improv shows, often planting "self depricating" humor to further degrade Jordan's reputation when he awoke. Ironically the T took full advantage of it's reptilian desires, baffling the real Jordan when women slapped him in the face the next day. The T also sent anonymous emails to its host's friends and loved ones (the number of which diminished over time) offering subliminal hints what humiliating words the "T" could stand for. This instigated more terrible jokes throughout Jordan Thunderbottom Maxwell's sad sad life.

Currently the T is in Peru, pondering the mysteries of inward turtles.
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » October 20th, 2010, 11:22 am

Spots wrote:Out of frustration from hearing too many jokes that begin, "The T in Jordan T. Maxwell's name stands for ___," Jordan Maxwell spent lonesome evenings in his basement chiseling away at his unwelcomed middled initial.

Unfortunately for him, when a piece of the T fell to the ground it immediately liquefied and slithered back to the central horde. Jordan remained determined despite the T gaining strength over the years. The T openly laughed in Jordan's face night after night. After Maxwell fell to the floor in exhaustion, the T would assume the man's form. It wore the man's clothes and attempted to perform in improv shows, often planting "self depricating" humor to further degrade Jordan's reputation when he awoke. Ironically the T took full advantage of it's reptilian desires, baffling the real Jordan when women slapped him in the face the next day. The T also sent anonymous emails to its host's friends and loved ones (the number of which diminished over time) offering subliminal hints what humiliating words the "T" could stand for. This instigated more terrible jokes throughout Jordan Thunderbottom Maxwell's sad sad life.

Currently the T is in Peru, pondering the mysteries of inward turtles.


it just sent me a postcard...and texted a picture of its dick. in a margarita. my middle initial is a jerk...
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » December 8th, 2010, 9:41 am

none of Jon Bolden's hair is naturally his own.
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