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Fake Gossip!

PostPosted: April 15th, 2006, 8:20 am
by valetoile
Now you can finally spill all the rumors you've been making up in your head.

For instance: Did you know Chris Trew once killed a man? THAT'S why Coldtowne left New Orleans.

Also, Sara Farr was not at the Hideout this past Thursday because she is secretly GERMAN and she had to do some covert operation for the war that's brewing.

But you didn't hear it from me.

PostPosted: April 15th, 2006, 11:21 am
by Evilpandabear



Chris Trew *is* Corey Haim.

PostPosted: April 15th, 2006, 1:18 pm
by Brian Boyko
Andy Crouch (beard) is really the evil twin of Andy Pounce (no beard.)

PostPosted: April 15th, 2006, 1:39 pm
by Brian Boyko

PostPosted: April 15th, 2006, 6:19 pm
by beardedlamb
jon benner was conceived, incubated, and birthed completely non-utero. but you didn't hear that from me.

PostPosted: April 15th, 2006, 6:29 pm
by sara farr
Jill Morris works for the CIA.

PostPosted: April 15th, 2006, 6:31 pm
by acrouch
sara_anm8r wrote:Jill Morris works for the CIA.

We're going to have to ask for your resignation, Madam President.

PostPosted: April 15th, 2006, 7:06 pm
by kbadr
BEELER was created in a test tube.

PostPosted: April 15th, 2006, 7:11 pm
by Brian Boyko
Jordan Maxwell is from Earth's distant past, abducted by aliens, and placed on the earth in order to stop World War III, which he's already done once with the help of Captain Kirk of the U.S.S. Starship Enterprise, from the future.

PostPosted: April 15th, 2006, 7:22 pm
by chicocarlucci
I've been stalking Andrea Young for 9 months now.

oh.. wait.. .

PostPosted: April 15th, 2006, 8:48 pm
by valetoile
kbadr wrote:BEELER was created in a test tube.

This is for FAKE rumours, thank you very much.

PostPosted: April 16th, 2006, 12:43 am
by fbillac

Erin Plischke is really Andre Agassi!


PostPosted: April 16th, 2006, 11:53 am
by Wesley
valetoile wrote:
kbadr wrote:BEELER was created in a test tube.

This is for FAKE rumours, thank you very much.

OK, BEELER was NOT created in a test tube. She was born from the fiery remains of her own ashes, having consumed herself in flame after walking the Earth for a thousand years. In 981 years, she will continue the cycle and purge herself in fire again before being reborn and rising anew.
Also, her tears can heal any wound.

PostPosted: April 16th, 2006, 12:28 pm
by fbillac
So Beeler is Chuck Norris?!?


PostPosted: April 16th, 2006, 5:22 pm
by andrea
eric heiberg is an undercover hipster hell bent on infiltrating our endearingly doofy improv scene and forcing us all to wear mullets, bangle bracelets and too big sunglasses.

oh and val made out with 7/16 of coldtowne in the bathroom of a certain roller rink.