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King of the Hill

Postby sara farr » August 8th, 2012, 2:27 pm

This is a game. You have to become king of the hill, and pull out all the stops to stay there! Get the previous poster off the hill and become King or Queen of the Hill! But... try not to kill anyone.

I'll go first.

Since there's no one there yet, I just walk up the hill, stand on top and yell "I'M QUEEN OF THE HILL!"

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Postby SarahMarie » August 8th, 2012, 2:31 pm

Look Sara Farr!

Some hot glue guns and some google eyes and some colorful pipe cleaners and some foam core and some felt are all set up at that table at the bottom of the hill and Jim Henson is sitting there making puppets!

Wouldn't you like to go down and make puppets with Jim Henson?

**waits**

HA HA!!! NOW I AM QUEEN OF THE HILL!

FEAR MY WRATHFUL WRATHY WRATH!
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Postby Mike » August 8th, 2012, 3:24 pm

Sarah Marie!

Look, a whole bunch of little shiny treasures, White Wolf Vampire-based game books, AND this:


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All of that stuff just sitting at the bottom of the hill and looking lonely.


**steps aside to avoid being run over**

*Takes out war hammer*

THIS HILL IS MINE!
WOE TO THOSE WHO TROD UPON IT!
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Postby SarahMarie » August 8th, 2012, 3:29 pm

GLITTER VAMPIRE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » August 8th, 2012, 3:34 pm

::shakes fist up at hill::

MARQUIS!!!
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Postby sara farr » August 8th, 2012, 4:05 pm

<Sits at the bottom of the hill constructing a mass of animatronic Pipe Cleaner Army Men from the google eyes, colorful pipe cleaners, foam core and felt she finds at the bottom of the hill. "CAPTURE THE MEAT" I cry as my Pipe Cleaner Army Men lift and carry "Mike" off the hill.>>

With the way clear, I climb and plant my standard in the hill's peak, calling out "Queen of the Hill!!!!"
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Postby jillybee72 » August 8th, 2012, 5:52 pm

*unzips Sara Farr suit*

Queen of the Hill!!
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Postby valetoile » August 8th, 2012, 10:44 pm

*asks Jill if she can come up and be queen for a while, please*
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Postby sara farr » August 8th, 2012, 11:42 pm

*I ask Valerie Ward to model an irresistibly fashionable feathered hat which starts flapping when she puts it on, carrying her off the hill*

I race up the hill and shout, "Queen of the Hill!"

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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » August 9th, 2012, 9:10 am

i build a taller and way cooler hill right next door, declare myself king of it and annex the former hill as my foothill.

hail to the King, baby.
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Postby SarahMarie » August 9th, 2012, 10:25 am

The sparkle bunnicula's and I emerge from a door that opens to a tunnel in the side of Jordan's hill.

The trap door we've built from beneath him opens, and Jordan falls into a cage in the middle of the center of the bottom of his hill.

The bunnies put down their pick axes and carry me gloriously to my thrown on top of the hill.

QUEEN!!!
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Ahem

Postby Ryan Hill » August 9th, 2012, 10:45 am

My name is Hill. I'm doing a format at the Institution tonight called "King of the Hill."

*DROP THE MIC*
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » August 9th, 2012, 10:50 am

android lady wrote:The sparkle bunnicula's and I emerge from a door that opens to a tunnel in the side of Jordan's hill.

The trap door we've built from beneath him opens, and Jordan falls into a cage in the middle of the center of the bottom of his hill.

The bunnies put down their pick axes and carry me gloriously to my thrown on top of the hill.

QUEEN!!!


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Re: Ahem

Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » August 9th, 2012, 11:27 am

Ryan Hill wrote:My name is Hill. I'm doing a format at the Institution tonight called "King of the Hill."

*DROP THE MIC*


I cast Ryan in a show. He immediately breaks his leg. I graciously offer to take over his kingly duties while he recuperates.

PRINCE REGENT OF THE HILL!
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Postby sara farr » August 9th, 2012, 1:15 pm

*I fly to Minneapolis where I have some friends producing an indy film on the importance of the Dragonfly in their lake ecology. They want to shrink someone down to the size of a dragonfly for a bugs eye view of their world. I bribe them to hire Jordan for the job. They call him up, he excepts and leaves the hill to pack for his adventure.*

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