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Postby ejbrammer » November 18th, 2011, 11:17 am

Alex D. at Wafflefest on Thursday:

"The fact that your mother doesn't know that this is our baby is literally rediculous."

Also from Thursday at Wafflefest, from The Control Group (I'm paraphrasing so if anyone remembers more exactly please correct me):

"So you don't have sex?"
"I do, it's just more cerebral."
"Oh! Blow jobs."
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Postby happywaffle » November 19th, 2011, 3:29 am

Heiberg: "How's your non-alcoholic mimosa?"
Nicole: "It's great, I LOVE orange juice!"

--Cover to Cover 11/18
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Postby ashleylowe » November 19th, 2011, 11:32 am

Also from Cover to Cover 11/18/11

Heiberg: I'm Sailor Sam
Nicole: Are you really a sailor?
Heiberg: No.
Nicole: Oh, so you're a landman!
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.-Audrey Hepburn
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Pgraph at Wafflefest

Postby Ryan Hill » November 20th, 2011, 4:21 pm

"Parker Brothers my dick!"

Kareem in the Pgraph show at Wafflefest.
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Postby happywaffle » December 5th, 2011, 12:09 am

Two from today's MerlinWorks mixer:

<Tai flubs a line> "Sir! The arch nemes--enem--"
<Colin rushes onstage, waving his arms> "YES! The arch anenomes!!"

And the groaner of the day…

Aden: "I couldn't have bought this furniture without your donation."
Andreas: "Well it is called a chair-ity..."
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Postby Ryan Hill » December 5th, 2011, 12:50 am

happywaffle wrote:Aden: "I couldn't have bought this furniture without your donation."
Andreas: "Well it is called a chair-ity..."


I was wondering what that laugh was about...
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Postby Jon Bolden » December 17th, 2011, 10:17 am

Clay Towery in Video Nightmare Project, 12/16/11

"It's mangia, it's Italian anime"
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Postby HerrHerr » December 17th, 2011, 1:29 pm

"Cavemen?! They went extinct 15,000 years ago!"

--Steve Harwood during a Start Trekkin' rehearsal after a cave man had accidentally
transported with the crew back to the ship.
Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.
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Postby AmyA » December 18th, 2011, 9:33 pm

Deano as Santa in PIP's Elf Employment:

"Ho ho ho. Well, you know that Christmas spirit is 98% caffeine."
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Postby Ruby W. » December 19th, 2011, 12:11 am

Institution Birthday Bash

Nicole Beckley (snake queen) to her new husband, Andrew Pish.

"Let's go release your snake."

The best part was her realization of what she said and how it sounded.
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Postby arby » December 19th, 2011, 10:36 am

Maestro 12.17.11

Kaci: You always vote straight ticket Republican.
Mitchell: Well... they know what's what.
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Postby HerrHerr » December 22nd, 2011, 4:38 pm

"Would you boil own the Mona Lisa for its paint?"

--Peter Rogers, Twilight Zoned rehearsal "The Music Box"
(describing the value of a music box if it were stripped down for its gold flakes)
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » December 30th, 2011, 2:16 am

"I have many facades...and appendages." -Andrew Pish, Local Genius Society headlining the Threefer 12/29/11
Sweetness Prevails.

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Postby Ruby W. » December 31st, 2011, 1:57 am

At the Hideout's Same Year Celebration during the toasts:

Peter Rogers: "This year has been a giant trust fall for me, and each and every one of you caught me."
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Postby Ryan Hill » December 31st, 2011, 7:12 pm

Ruby W. wrote:At the Hideout's Same Year Celebration during the toasts:

Peter Rogers: "This year has been a giant trust fall for me, and each and every one of you caught me."


That was a really lovely way to put it.
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