Best Show Lines 2011

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Postby Mike » October 15th, 2011, 1:46 pm

Marc Majcher in The Spectacle 10/14:

"LAW OF THE BEACH!!!" (Yelled at Roy who had just been mugged)
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Postby KathyRose » October 15th, 2011, 7:31 pm

Ruby W. wrote:thanks Kathy! but unfortunately I had no idea about that nursery rhyme!!! I really was just referencing the delightful little story of the inner-workings of a corrupt mental institution.

probably not a kid's story....ack!

MY BAD!

Not your bad. The reference was spelled out in Ken Kesey's book, but not in the movie.
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Postby Ruby W. » October 16th, 2011, 4:47 pm

Michael Thomas' entire "Stegosaurus" song in the Oct 15th Musical Maestro. He was a Stegosaurus villain singing the Villain Song in a Dinosaur Disney Movie.

It was amazing.
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Postby Brad Hawkins » October 16th, 2011, 5:22 pm

Ruby W. wrote:Michael Thomas' entire "Stegosaurus" song in the Oct 15th Musical Maestro. He was a Stegosaurus villain singing the Villain Song in a Dinosaur Disney Movie.

It was amazing.

Anyone who tells you they're not still singing the Stegosaurus song in their head is a damn liar.
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.
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Postby Roy Janik » October 16th, 2011, 8:02 pm

"What do you recommend here?"

Chris Allen: "Well, umm, I recommend looking at the menu, and reading the descriptions. Then just pick one and go for it!"


Chris Allen, at Hop Doddy's today.
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Postby Ryan Austin » October 16th, 2011, 8:18 pm

I'm with you, Brad. Been singing "Stegosaurus" all day. I want to see that Disney movie.
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Postby Steeeph » October 17th, 2011, 11:20 pm

Yes, still singing it.

Yes, still kicking myself for not taping it. :)
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Postby happywaffle » October 31st, 2011, 1:57 pm

"They can't cook as well as us. They're not English."

--Andreas, playing a British archeaologist in Indonesia (Seance!, Oct. 30, SVT)
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Postby TexasImprovMassacre » October 31st, 2011, 4:51 pm

last night at the CT awards when Joel said "I was promised a wallet" in response to brett tribe's chain leading to keys.
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Postby B. Tribe » November 1st, 2011, 8:10 am

Everything Mac Blake said at the Coldtowne Awards.
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Postby Lants » November 1st, 2011, 11:28 am

TexasImprovMassacre wrote:last night at the CT awards when Joel said "I was promised a wallet" in response to brett tribe's chain leading to keys.


YES! That was my favorite part of the night.
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Postby Ruby W. » November 17th, 2011, 6:33 pm

Today at The Adventurers' Club rehearsal (a new Hideout Teen improv troupe)

Ryan: I took an accent class and they taught me to say Harry Paw-er because Brits can't pronounce the letter 't'

Jo: [enters and speaks with British accent]: Hello, would you like a cup of tea?

Ryan: WHAT THE HECK???
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Postby Alex B » November 18th, 2011, 1:05 am

TexasImprovMassacre wrote:last night at the CT awards when Joel said "I was promised a wallet" in response to brett tribe's chain leading to keys.


The philosopher in me loved that line.
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Postby happywaffle » November 18th, 2011, 10:24 am

"I keep my cell phone in my crotch flap." --Shana, GGG last night, playing a helpful Indian

(btw this is one of the better GGG shows I can remember seeing. And with only three girls onstage, too.)
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Postby Brad Hawkins » November 18th, 2011, 11:00 am

KAYLA: I'm the smart one!
NICOLE: And I'm the supportive one!

(as sisters, Local Genius Society in WaffleFest, 11/17/2011)
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