Best Show Lines 2014

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Re: Best Show Lines 2014

Postby AmyA » April 21st, 2014, 10:54 am

From Girls Girls Girls Pink is the New Black April 19:

Sarah Marie was a prison bully who also runs the prison beauty salon. She forcefully shaved half of Aden's character's head. Megan's character runs into Aden in the next scene:

Megan: I like your new haircut. It's cancer in the front and party in the back!
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Re: Best Show Lines 2014

Postby HerrHerr » April 27th, 2014, 5:49 pm

"I went to Vietnam so you wouldn't have to go to Vietnam."
Michael Bowman
International improv audition

Michael's child wanted to go backpacking to Vietnam instead of go to college.
Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.
--David Byrne
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Re: Best Show Lines 2014

Postby SarahMarie » April 29th, 2014, 3:57 pm

"I'm not a hater, just a killer" - Megan Flynn

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Re: Best Show Lines 2014

Postby SarahMarie » April 29th, 2014, 3:58 pm

"You'll be my new prison wife, she'll get to kill, everybody wins!" - Aden Kirschner

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Re: Best Show Lines 2014

Postby Brad Hawkins » May 3rd, 2014, 10:17 am

"Welcome to the 483rd annual meeting of the International Clown Consortium. <bangs gavel> Chaos, please! Chaos!"
-Andreas Fabis, Trust No One, 5/2/14
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.
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Re: Best Show Lines 2014

Postby happywaffle » May 3rd, 2014, 10:46 am

At Hurly Burly, Bridget was part of a joke-telling trio of performers. Her jokes were crazy-bonkers.

"What did the bug say to the much larger bug? ...Fuck you, you're huge!"

"What did the sun say to the baseball player? ...Here's your sweat, sir."

"What do you say to a girl from Queens? ...Get out!"
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Re: Best Show Lines 2014

Postby Brad Hawkins » May 3rd, 2014, 12:31 pm

Trust No One, 5/2/14:

Andreas: I sometimes wonder... are we clowns pretending to be policemen, or policemen pretending to be clowns?
Andy: Well... what kind of shoes do you wear on the weekend?
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.
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Re: Best Show Lines 2014

Postby Munga » June 1st, 2014, 11:10 pm

From Rubber Room, Sunday June 1, 2014:

Andy Hush, gambler: "I bet the next thing you say is an odd number of words".
Stuart Feild: "You lose".
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Re: Best Show Lines 2014

Postby Brad Hawkins » September 20th, 2014, 8:50 pm

The audience had come expecting to see a performance by me -- the greatest actress in the world -- but instead, they were all stabbed.
--Lacy Shawn, Reform School for Wayward Girls, 9/20/14
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Re: Best Show Lines 2014

Postby Brad Hawkins » October 22nd, 2014, 2:22 pm

"And the remarkable thing about this particular star is that it's room temperature."
- Jeff Britt, Doctor Who Improv, 10/20/14
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