Best Show Lines 2013

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Re: Best Show Lines 2013

Postby happywaffle » May 4th, 2013, 10:35 pm

"I always get picked last, cause I'm the red-nipple titty!" --Katie Thornton, sending the opening night of Braised in Texas into complete delightful insanity
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Re: Best Show Lines 2013

Postby ChrisVil » May 21st, 2013, 10:54 am

Whose Live Anyway?

Chip Esten is doing a two person "New Choice" scene with Jeff Davis. At one point, Chip does a chicken walk. Greg Proops: That's poultry in motion.
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Re: Best Show Lines 2013

Postby Brad Hawkins » May 24th, 2013, 8:22 am

From "Pick Your Own Black Vault," May 23:

(Justin has obtained a magical, probably cursed, axe)
Brad and Marc, from the wings, in creepy voice: "BEEEEEEWWWWAAAAARRRRRRE...."
Justin: Nope.
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.
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Re: Best Show Lines 2013

Postby poltergasm » May 26th, 2013, 1:41 am

Maestro, 5/25

Jon Bolden and Cassidy are doing a scene of two Christians getting ready to give each other their virginity. They're nervous. So Jon suggests Cassidy recite her favorite Bible verse. Then he interrupts her, as he disrobes:

"Let's just jump to the Book of Job. Why don't you give me a blow Job?"

Lights. Perfect.
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Re: Best Show Lines 2013

Postby happywaffle » May 26th, 2013, 10:27 am

"So I took one of those 'What Knight Are You' online tests... I'm 56% Lancelot, 22% Robb Stark, and 5% M. Night Shyamalan."
--Luke Wallens, Key Party, May 25
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Re: Best Show Lines 2013

Postby PaGeN » May 30th, 2013, 2:25 pm

Luke Wallens in The Next Chapter on May 24th.

Luke has left the remaining humans to venture out into the Mall infested with Zombies. In the blackout as Zombies surround him, you hear Luke's voice,

"Ok, Zombies. 5, 6, 7, 8. Cause this is thriller."

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Re: Best Show Lines 2013

Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » June 22nd, 2013, 7:25 pm

in the 44 Hour Marathon GGG show, Shana's character got named Miranda Mason-Dixon.

(after being accosted by a New Yorker)
Shana: That Yankee just crossed a line!
Jessica: The Mason-Dixon line!

(after catching up to and defeating the New Yorker)
Joplin: Miranda, read her her rights!

and, of course, after all these years it finally happened, with Aaron and Lisa playing Shana and Jessica's parents breaking up a fight...

Aaron and Lisa: Girls, girls...girls!

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Re: Best Show Lines 2013

Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » June 24th, 2013, 11:52 am

from the 44 Hour Marathon Pick Your Own Path show:

(Aaron took Joplin's shoes and belt when he died, then rescued his soul)

Joplin: You took my shoes and belt!
Aaron: Yes, and now I give you back your shoes so that you may walk in the physical realm...also, here's a belt!
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Re: Best Show Lines 2013

Postby Brad Hawkins » June 24th, 2013, 12:32 pm

"Thou dost wish to be whisked away on a fanciful flight of merriment and bullshit."
- Michael Joplin, Fakespeare in the 44-Hour Improv Marathon
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.
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Re: Best Show Lines 2013

Postby Roy Janik » June 26th, 2013, 2:52 am

Senator Duncan: "We will suspend the roll call vote until we can get order in the chamber."
Chamber: "RARRRRRRRRRR!!!"
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Re: Best Show Lines 2013

Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » June 26th, 2013, 9:57 am

Roy Janik wrote:Senator Duncan: "We will suspend the roll call vote until we can get order in the chamber."
Chamber: "RARRRRRRRRRR!!!"


yeah, we yes anded the fuck out of that offer. :p
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Re: Best Show Lines 2013

Postby Munga » June 26th, 2013, 10:37 pm

"Allegory....wasn't he under Clinton?" (something like that)
- Nat Miller
Miller & Purselley, Coldtowne, June 26, 2013
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Re: Best Show Lines 2013

Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » June 27th, 2013, 9:25 am

Munga wrote:"Allegory....wasn't he under Clinton?" (something like that)
- Nat Miller
Miller & Purselley, Coldtowne, June 26, 2013


holy crap...how has no one made that joke before? brilliant! :) :o
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Re: Best Show Lines 2013

Postby Ryan Austin » June 27th, 2013, 4:55 pm

"You're crazy ripped, Sheriff."
Joplin to shirtless Saenz

"Hey there, pardner. How about a handjob?"
Joplin as a sexbot...to me.

Marathon shows.
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Re: Best Show Lines 2013

Postby Katie T. » June 28th, 2013, 1:41 am

A drunk and bored Abraham Lincoln (Josh Gill)

"Hey. Let's telegraph people. But pretend it's not us."
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