Best Show Lines 2012

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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » October 29th, 2012, 8:46 am

"When I was 18, my uterus just fell right the fuck out!"
-Kacey Samiee, Maestro 10/27/2012
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Postby happywaffle » November 9th, 2012, 12:30 am

Lauren Buck and Kayla are playing girls on the playground during the Black Plague.

Lauren: "I'm going to stand up here, at the top of the slide, and never come down!"
Kayla: "Oh my goodness, it's a metaphor for dreams!"
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Postby Ruby W. » November 9th, 2012, 8:02 am

Ryan Austin wrote:Alright, this is WAY late, but I promised I'd post this.

PGraph's SPACE FARCE show a little while back.

ROY: There were other missions to the planet Mars before ours.
KAREEM: Yes! A Mama Mission and a Papa Mission!
ROY: ...
KAREEM: The Papa Mission said, this Mars is too hot! The Mama mission said, this Mars is too cold! But our mission will find Mars Juuuuuuusssst right!

Something like that. It was the best.


oh my god that's incredible.
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Postby valetoile » November 10th, 2012, 3:57 am

Bill Stern, in the Available Cupholders Wafflefest show:

"She had a beautiful smile, and I wanted to touch it with my mouth."
Parallelogramophonographpargonohpomargolellarap: It's a palindrome!
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » November 12th, 2012, 2:32 pm

"I'm pregnant...but let's keep trying!"
-Jessica Arjet
Live Nude Improv: Nuclear Winter
Philadelphia Improv Festival, 11/10/2012
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Postby happywaffle » November 30th, 2012, 9:26 pm

"It's a gift basket!"
"Oh, open it!"
"It's a basket, it's already open!"
--Dan and Nicole, This American LIVE just now
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Postby Kayla Lane » December 1st, 2012, 12:18 am

valetoile wrote:Bill Stern, in the Available Cupholders Wafflefest show:

"She had a beautiful smile, and I wanted to touch it with my mouth."


This is both hilarious and incredibly endearing. Like ... I'm pretty sure if some guy used this line on me, I'd laugh out loud but then melt into a puddle and let him kiss me forever.
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » December 1st, 2012, 7:48 pm

Kayla Lane wrote:
valetoile wrote:Bill Stern, in the Available Cupholders Wafflefest show:

"She had a beautiful smile, and I wanted to touch it with my mouth."


This is both hilarious and incredibly endearing. Like ... I'm pretty sure if some guy used this line on me, I'd laugh out loud but then melt into a puddle and let him kiss me forever.


::writes down line in notebook, puts in glass case in case of emergency::
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Postby Lukew » December 7th, 2012, 8:02 am

Do You Want to Do This?
Hideout- Threefer last night

Alex Dobrenko: 'Oh. Well that's Bill. He handles all the billing'

Then later on:

Courtney Hopkin: 'What's your name?'
Alex: 'Bill.
Courtney: But--
Alex: I know! It's ironic. Our boss that that if we had a company full of Bills we'd make more money!'
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Postby kbadr » December 12th, 2012, 1:06 pm

"You have, literally, never spoken to me like that in your entire life."
- Peter, playing his actual father, to Brad, who was playing Peter. It was the button of the scene.

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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » December 13th, 2012, 11:55 pm

"We're Canadian! Saying sorry is like punctuation!"
-Peter Rogers
Accent Roulette, Heidi Rogers' Birthday Clusterfunk
12/13/2012
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Postby hujhax » December 14th, 2012, 1:15 am

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:"We're Canadian! Saying sorry is like punctuation!"
-Peter Rogers
Accent Roulette, Heidi Rogers' Birthday Clusterfunk
12/13/2012


I TOTALLY STOLE THIS FROM BRAD HAWKINS

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Postby Brad Hawkins » December 14th, 2012, 4:43 pm

hujhax wrote:I TOTALLY STOLE THIS FROM BRAD HAWKINS


Damn! I was going to ask for royalties, but if you stole it, that means I don't get any.
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Postby PaGeN » December 15th, 2012, 1:32 pm

iScream Sandwich Show at The Institution December 8, 2012

Regina, a soon to be Nun, being driven to the Nunnery by her husband with daughter and, Wyatt Tall, the family dog:

Dog: "You're still gonna throw the ball right?"
Soon to be Nun: "Unfortunately, balls aren't thrown by Nuns."
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Postby Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell » December 21st, 2012, 10:13 am

"Ah, Meryl Streep. She's like watching melted chocolate poured over your lesbian ex-wife. Through a window, of course!"
-Jeremy Lamb
Available Cupholders, 12/20/2012
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